Can you hear the chirping? I think it’s working
Look behind you because I’m lurking
In your shadow, green like aloe
I’m going commando if you’re stepping in my meadow
Leaping large, small in mass, but froggy fast
The gas I pass smells like sassafras
Was that crass? Where’s my class? Please don’t feed me to the bass
Me and the boys will bring the poise
Don’t shoot the messenger, I feel the temperature, and I’m about to bring the noise
Because I’m a cricket and I’m living in your thicket
I’m right under your nose, snickerin’ when you pick it
I’ve had it with this picnic so let me be explicit
Watch your step or watch this cricket be the one to punch your ticket
Hear the beat drop? My hip-hop is nonstop
Watch me hip hop from this treetop
Out of sight, without flight, and sitting tight, I’m not a biter
But I’ll nibble on some grass just to get a little higher
Munching leaves, life’s a breeze, don’t make me school you about the birds and the bees
You see these knees? Cricket please, my vertical is a miracle, clearing four inches with ease
I’ll be your heart stopper, garden helicopter, throw some extra lettuce on this Whopper
Your kung fu is strong but mine is proper, grasshopper, my legs are fully loaded and you’ve become my canon fodder
Because I’m a cricket and I’m living in your thicket
I’m right under your nose, snickerin’ when you pick it
I’ve had it with this picnic so let me be explicit
Watch your step or watch this cricket be the one to punch your ticket
Insect in view, inspect your shoe, respect is due
This debut won’t make the news but don’t misconstrue
Adjust my antennae to stay in tune
Predator perfected, direct-injected, I’m resurrected from my cocoon
Because I’m a cricket and I’m living in your thicket
I’m right under your nose, snickerin’ you when you pick it
I’ve had it with this picnic so let me be explicit
Watch your step or watch this cricket be the one to punch your ticket
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